Thursday, November 19, 2009

Tax Dollars and Bottled Water

Many people throughout our country have been asking why our defense budget is so high. Please put the word out that the majority of our money is being spent on bottled water. That's right, the free stuff you get from streams and toilets. Since we are in the middle of the desert...literally...everything is shipped in and out daily. So, personally I am consuming about 8 bottles of water a day. There are over 5,000 people here...I'm not good at math so the answer is a lot of water bottles. Well this has been my "good morning" messege to the US. Enjoy. P.s. there is a program called "vehicle exchange" which offers discounts on American made vehicles and BMWs...about 1k-5k off depending on the model. Sparing you all the details and getting down to business, Chris put a down payment (refundable in full if he chickens out) on his dream Harley today. It's a beautiful bike, Harley Fatboy Lo in all black denim. So here's to buying a toy you can't play with for a year (but at a damn good price). Cheers.

6 comments:

  1. So like 50,000 bottles of water a day?!? Thats insane! Babe, I love you, but NO BMW's NO Motorcycles!!! KK!?!? hehe Just drem of your wonderful Honda and Mazda!

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  2. Totally not fair. If anyone would like to chip in to the "Brandon needs a BMW R800GS motorcycle foundation of America" Please forward all money through my payPal account. Thank you in advance for your donation. HAHA

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  3. DREAM ON MISTER!!!! hahaha Brandon needs no such thing! His wife however would like a diamond necklace so feel free to forward all checks to her! hahaha

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  4. You two are so funny! I think all checks should be forwarded to your older sister to be used toward Lilian's college fund:)

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  5. Go for the bike, I'll get Brittney to organize a fund raiser. Your wife has enough diamonds already

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