Me and Civilian Elmo rocked out on New Year's Eve! We were quite the party animals! My night started off with some delicious pureed carrots...and a few stolen sips of my Mommy's champagne...and ended with Elmo covered in carrots and formula! I need to learn my limits! Too much formula is not a good thing! When I woke up in the morning I confiscated this note from Civilian Elmo...
Dear Ranger Elmo,
I have been following your adventures with Uncle Nan quite closely and I think the time has come for me to join you. Lily Pie is severely mistreating me...she gnaws on my eyes, squishes my fluff between her fingers, and has now taken to spitting up on me frequently. She spewed carrots all over me on New Year's! Can you imagine? I have been submerged in the washing machine more times than I can count! Is there room for an Elmo like me in your platoon? Please help! Stay safe!
Civilian Elmo, OUT!
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